gnome it

mr. gnome: hello, dear. how are ja doing?
mrs. gnome: wondeeful, dear. how come you look cuter than i do?
mr. gnome: actually, i think we both look quite hideous. why is my hand in my pocket?
mrs. gnome: why are my hands juxtaposed together?


mr. gnome: i have a gift for you!
mrs. gnome: ugh! not another gianormous candle holder.

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this proves that not all gnomes are created equally cute:

i prefer this than the scary jack-in-the-box. wouldn't you agree?

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yes, i'm procrastinating. it's wednesday = unmotivated.