kid-isms
**warning "poo" in context

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me: what is the name of your toy dog?
niece: cat, kitty-cat!

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going "#2"
my sister to nephew: can you show london (niece) how you go poo?
nephew: i go to the bathroom, sit down, and go UGGGGH! and that's how i do it!

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my sister to niece: how come you are so cute?!
niece: mmmph! (cuteness comes within herself)